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Subject NZR: more stupid friday humor for your VTD'ing pleasure ;)
     
Posted by aZinAZoo on August 17, 2001 at 9:36 AM
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Message A spoof on M&M or Abba Zabba or whoever that guy is...


Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} Rice Burner
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Rice Burner
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NOS and get your motor ****ed up worse then my life is?
My wing's dead weight, I'm trying to get my WW kit straight,
but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head" "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead? Man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a ####, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!


     
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